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One evening, a family of four was sitting at the dinner table. The son broke the silence by
turning to his father.
"Dad", he said, "how are women's boobs different from one another?"
"Well, son," the father replied, "There are basically three types of women's boobs. In their
teens and twenties, women's breasts are firm and deliciously appealing, like a nice melon.
In their thirties and forties, women's boobs are more like pears: they are nice and
delicious to look at, and they hang quite nicely as a pear would off of a tree. Once a
woman turns fifty, though, her breasts are like an onion."
"Like an onion, father?" asked the boy.
"Yes, like an onion. Looking at them just simply makes a man cry."
The wife was quite upset with the father's explanation of female breasts and gave him a
dirty and disapproving look.
"Mom," the daughter asked. "Tell me about how a man's willy can be different from man
to man."
"Okay, my dear," said the mother. "Men, too, basically have three types of willies. In their
twenties, a man's willy is strong and firm, like an oak tree. In his thirties and forties, it is
more like a birch - it is flexible yet firm and reliable. After fifty, though, it is like a
Christmas tree."
"How is it like a Christmas tree, Mom?" asked the girl.
"It's like a Christmas tree in that it is dead from the root up and the balls are just for
decoration, my dear," replied the mother.
Love this one. Nice post.
lol, good one!
Lol turn about is fair play.
lol! thanks for the laughs. :D
lol!! He deserved it!
Smile.
lol, nice one.
Hadn't seen this before, but someone brought it back to the top. LOL indeed.
lol love it.
This is a bizarre family! lol