Male and Female Differences

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Post 1 by Quantum (Newborn Zoner) on Monday, 10-Nov-2014 19:52:08

One evening, a family of four was sitting at the dinner table. The son broke the silence by
turning to his father.
"Dad", he said, "how are women's boobs different from one another?"
"Well, son," the father replied, "There are basically three types of women's boobs. In their
teens and twenties, women's breasts are firm and deliciously appealing, like a nice melon.
In their thirties and forties, women's boobs are more like pears: they are nice and
delicious to look at, and they hang quite nicely as a pear would off of a tree. Once a
woman turns fifty, though, her breasts are like an onion."
"Like an onion, father?" asked the boy.
"Yes, like an onion. Looking at them just simply makes a man cry."
The wife was quite upset with the father's explanation of female breasts and gave him a
dirty and disapproving look.
"Mom," the daughter asked. "Tell me about how a man's willy can be different from man
to man."
"Okay, my dear," said the mother. "Men, too, basically have three types of willies. In their
twenties, a man's willy is strong and firm, like an oak tree. In his thirties and forties, it is
more like a birch - it is flexible yet firm and reliable. After fifty, though, it is like a
Christmas tree."
"How is it like a Christmas tree, Mom?" asked the girl.
"It's like a Christmas tree in that it is dead from the root up and the balls are just for
decoration, my dear," replied the mother.

Post 2 by Remy (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 10-Nov-2014 20:50:27

Love this one. Nice post.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 10-Nov-2014 22:30:34

lol, good one!

Post 4 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Tuesday, 11-Nov-2014 10:38:55

Lol turn about is fair play.

Post 5 by rusty81 (Zone BBS is my Life) on Tuesday, 11-Nov-2014 22:35:08

lol! thanks for the laughs. :D

Post 6 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 03-Dec-2014 22:42:32

lol!! He deserved it!

Post 7 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 04-Dec-2014 15:13:57

Smile.

Post 8 by Grand_Admiral_Thrawn (Veteran Zoner) on Monday, 23-Mar-2015 0:52:07

lol, nice one.

Post 9 by Shadow_Cat (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 23-Mar-2015 23:03:44

Hadn't seen this before, but someone brought it back to the top. LOL indeed.

Post 10 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Saturday, 30-May-2015 21:04:41

lol love it.

Post 11 by Meglet (I just keep on posting!) on Monday, 01-Jun-2015 22:01:44

This is a bizarre family! lol